radioactive-kyle-obrien:

one time i was really stoned and i started eating all the ham and my grandmother saw me and said “you’re hammier than a ham sandwich” and I replied in the most pissed off and serious voice ever “how the fuck do you know how much ham i put on my sandwich”

(Source: shaving23spiders, via maxfuckingbemis)

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