February 2012
brandnewswastikas:
Taco Belt
thought, “Epic meme, faggot.”
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I finished my letter to Ron Paulini, but I still have to finish one paper, start another (short) paper, finish another project for government by Friday (they’re not easy projects), and read 20 more pages of a bible-esque textbook. Not dank : ^ (
We should all have a big tumblr meet up on Friday at my school so we can watch Ellen perform as Belle on the opening night of the Beauty and the Beast musical.
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so much homework to do hahahahahahahah
Is focusing on homework harder to do in college?
Providing that I don’t know a single person there and that I never plan to party.
A really hot guy (not me) kissed Ellen. :c
brandnewswastikas:
I used to work at a liquor store. I remember a middle aged man asking me if I had seen the animated movie Cars while he was buying beer and lottery tickets. I asked him if that was the one with the racist car (Larry the Cable Guy) and he said, “Yeah, there’s a lot of racing in it.”
My brother told me to run for president.
Trevor’s English teacher is supposed to email me with a critique of my paper, and I’m sure he won’t.
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I’m sorry for your loss.*
homework… more like… k
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brandnewswastikas replied to your post: I need to write a letter to Ron Paul for my…
Fingernail clippings
I need to write a letter to Ron Paul for my government class. What should I include?
cataquack:
yeezytaughtme:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
kill me
I didn’t know Dom Mazzetti had a daughter
“this is what society has come to”
jesus camp
never-going-home:
i’ve seen it three or four times, but FUCK THAT SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
JESUS LIKES ME BECAUSE I’M COOL. and he’s dead so it doesn’t really matter. here are the tags i am adding to this post:
god sucks
jesus sucks
christianity sucks
jesus camp sucks
religion sucks
sucks
sucky
sucker
suck
wiener
just kidding
god rules
jesus rules
christianity rules
jesus camp rules
...
now I feel weird because josh and I found the post at the same time.
epic wine
cashcrab:
I dont really listen to Regina Spektor that much but i always keep an album of hers on my ipod because you never know when a girl wearing a floral dress might look through your music
Don’t worry everyone, we were both half right and half wrong.
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venusaurphobia replied to your photo: last anime of the day
Last Anime Of The Day is the name of new post-grindcore band.
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brandnewswastikas replied to your post: it makes me feel weird that some people will spend…
I think you misspelled “jealous”, sweetie.
that’s pretty true as well. I would love to get away with looking like an anime character.
it makes me feel weird that some people will spend $20,000 on one gothninja outfit.
trevor's old youtube account →
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strepsis replied to your post: Trevor used to make Youtube Poops and they were…
dude don’t let anyone see because everyone will think I’m a freak
Dude, we’re all freaks. Lady Gaga? 2010.
Trevor used to make Youtube Poops and they were really, really funny.
Anonymous asked: i get the feeling that disturbed didnt really sing that?
Something else by Dre.
I feel really good tonight. It’s a pretty good night.
“I’ve got a pocket full of sunshine” - Slipknot
brandnewswastikas:
I understand your confusion. I was talking about my son. His name is My Forever 21 Jeans.
strepsis:
For my next essay, my thesis is going to be that you can’t hate from outside of the club when you can’t even get in
brandnewswastikas replied to your post: I finally finished this paper and I’m not even…
That might be my favorite tag I have ever seen.
favoritepanties:
There’s wheat all over my bed! Haahahahahaha!
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venusaurphobia replied to your post: I finally finished this paper and I’m not even…
I haven’t proofread or revised a single paper I’ve written in the past two years.
I spend about 30 minutes on a first draft and probably 5-6 hours on a revision of the first draft.
Then I spend another 5-6 hours on the third draft.
Then I turn it in and get an A mother freakers.
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I finally finished this paper and I’m not even going to proofread it I am literally crazy
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I said, “Dog, you’s one crazy motha fricka” to my dog and then drank chocolate milk.
Whenever RedFoo says “shake that,” I find it genuinely challenging not to comply.
Last night, I said “I’m ready to Party Rock and roll” while playing guitar hero.