for anyone that’s followed me for 2+ years: remember when my whole life was entirely weed jokes? I’ve still never smoked yet and weed jokes are still the bees knees. 2014 is the year of weed joke revival.
I’m genuinely happy for the first time in my life.
this is the last throwback selfie. I was wrong. going to film school ruined my life. If I could travel back in time to this day I would smash this camera.
I’m going to take webcam pictures of me facing the wind all day.
I don’t even care.
wow I was so beautiful. I never considered myself to be someone who peaked in highschool but it’s true. I’m ready to die.
we snuck out
I’m loving my blog two years ago. I’m glad I had enough time to be an idiot in highschool so I can continue being an idiot in college and never stop.
My body is ready.
I’m going through my archive and am devastated by how skinny I was two years ago. anorexia really did actually work in my favor quite well.
I just went through old facebook photos and I found this flow chart I made of an essay I wrote freshman year that is probably the best essay I’ll ever write. It was about the importance of “”surreal” “teenage” cartoons” to the millennial generation and a meditation on how our generation is redefining the threshold of teen to adult and a lot of other things and it jumped around a lot and I went 6 pages over the maximum page limit. People say that NYU’s freshman writing class is a waste of time but I felt really, really important after spending 100+ hours on a 16 page paper. There is no better feeling that starting off a paper with no idea what you’re writing about and being able to make a flow chart of it before you’re even finished.
I always forget that I’m almost at 600 followers and yet still only get notes from ~30 people. how has this phenomenon not been explained yet? who is viewing my funky fresh content, and why must they remain silent?
I’m stranded on this island and its…bananas! It’s nuts.. coconuts! I’m completely alone! why is no one laughing! This is tropical humor!
i just referred to something as a “weed egg”